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Have a Happy Hump Day

Have a Happy Hump Day

Happy Hump Day! Sometimes life isn't simple. Sometimes, simple is good. Loving butts may be the simplest thing in the world. We don't have to think, we don'...

March 06, 2024 1 min read Team Buttress
For MAXIMUM Enjoyment

For MAXIMUM Enjoyment

Happy Hump Day! We designed our pillows to combine the magic and feeling of a very nice butt with one of the most comfortable and ergonomic pillows in the w...

February 28, 2024 1 min read Team Buttress
We definitely don't sell insurance

We definitely don't sell insurance

Happy Hump Day!   There's a lot of noise these days. Internet ads, radio ads, billboards covering the sky and more. And most of it is... boring. Maybe the p...

February 21, 2024 1 min read Team Buttress
Why butts are deep

Why butts are deep

Happy Valentines Hump Day! Butts are like an onion. There are many layers. Today, we delve into the butt and reveal what's inside. On the surface, butts are...

February 14, 2024 1 min read Team Buttress
Peace, happiness and comfort inside

Peace, happiness and comfort inside

Happy Pre-Valentines Hump Day,   First of all, we really don't care about Valentines Day. It's the peace, happiness and comfort of every day that we're all ...

February 07, 2024 1 min read Team Buttress
The best V-tines gift is a nice, soft butt

The best V-tines gift is a nice, soft butt

Happy Pre-Valentines Hump Day!   Gifts are great. But nothing beats the gift of time. Specifically time with a loved and cherished, nice and soft booty. But...

January 31, 2024 1 min read Team Buttress
What if... this IS the best pillow you'll ever own?

What if... this IS the best pillow you'll ever own?

Happy Hump Day!   Okay, it's a butt shaped pillow. Probably a gimmick, a novelty or a joke. DEFINITELY not worth $89+ right? If it was, it would go against ...

January 24, 2024 1 min read Team Buttress
A new cl-ass-ic?

A new cl-ass-ic?

Happy Hump Day!   We've seen things come and go. The pet rock. Fidget spinners. Beanie babies. Lindsey Lohan. They were all the craze and then before we kne...

January 17, 2024 1 min read Team Buttress
The butt without the hole

The butt without the hole

Happy Hump Day! Okay, it's about time we addressed this 😂. Since we started this butt biz, people in our comments have been saying that people are gonna be ...

January 10, 2024 1 min read Team Buttress
Happy 2024! The year of the butt for 26,000 years in a row

Happy 2024! The year of the butt for 26,000 years in a row

Happy New Years Hump Day! As early as 24,000 BC, statues have had exaggerated buttocks, hips and thighs. They were extremely important to the Greeks, the fo...

January 03, 2024 1 min read Team Buttress
Undisputed Heavyweight Pillow Champ of the World

Undisputed Heavyweight Pillow Champ of the World

Happy Hump Day! We know... we call The Buttress Pillow a pillow. And a pillow is usually around $30 for a mediocre one. That's what we were brought up to be...

December 27, 2023 1 min read Team Buttress
Butts to brighten your days, months and year!

Butts to brighten your days, months and year!

Happy Holidays-Hump Day! If you have used our products before or have seen our hand picked hump day butts, you know we have great taste. We bring you the ve...

December 20, 2023 1 min read Team Buttress

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